Abang-Abang & Mak Cik Ku.


Selamat semua! Final weeks is two weeks away means assignment dengan tests berlambak untuk disiapkan. Escape from that moment awhile, mari cerita pasal some people that I met sejak menjejakkan kaki di Selangor ni.

This is kinda the new side of me, where I called some people with some nicknames. Sebelum ni, I tak sekurang ajar ni tapi sejak belakangan ni, makin menjadi-jadi pulak I addressed people with a gelaran since I tak tau nama dorang. By calling them with that title, senang ja ingat dorang ni sapa and senang for me to tell story about them to my friend.

Segalanya bermula dengan Mak Cik 3P. 3P tu stand for Penunggu Pokok Palma. Lawak dan kurang ajar sikit kan? Haha.. Alkisahnya, time lunch kat Dataran Cendikia (DC), I gave some of my leftover to a cat yang kelaparan kat bawah meja. Tetiba ada sorang mak cik tu menegur I and she's standing next to a palma tree. Terkejut mak. She said (something like this la, can't really remember it):

"Jangan bagi kucing itu makan."

I dengan kurang ajarnya menjawab : "Kenapa? Kotor?"

Lepas tu, ada la dia berceloteh something tapi yang I ingat, she did said :

"Jangan kerja saja, tapi tidak sama."

I guess she's trying to say that kita kena bekerjasama, jangan asyik dia ja yang bekerja tapi no sama sama from the students. She's turn out to be mak cik cleaner kat DC tu. Since mak cik tu tetiba berdiri kat pokok palma tu, I gave her the title Mak Cik 3P. This few weeks, I didn't see her anymore. Betul betul jadi penunggu kot. Seramm!

Since then, banyak jugak la gelaran I bagi with people yang I came acrossed. Antaranya:
1. Abang Gambar & Kakak Gambar (dorang jadi model untuk bunting pasal sahsiah diri pelajar kat Fakulti)
2. Abang Pitbull (tuan punya kedai minum Kejora kat Medan Selera S2, called him with that title since dia botak macam Pitbull and agak hensem)
3. Mami Emas (puan punya kedai minum Powerr kat Medan Selera S2 jugak, loket rantai emas dia sebesar jantung dia kot)
4. Abang Panjang (adik kepada Abang Pitbull kot, he's tall and very thin. Pemurah sangat abang ni, air RM1.80 pun boleh jadi RM1 ja)
5. Abang Topi (ni peserta dari UiTM S'wak time inter campus aerobic hari tu, he's tall and he wearing topi time rehearsal. Smart doe tapi time dia buka topi after I terjerit jerit calling him with that title, I called him Abang Buka Topi pula)
6. Abang Cermin Mata (budak duk kat Kolej Jati, selalu jumpa dia kat bas pi UiTM, chinese-look)
7. Abang Alim (dia ni selalu datang ke bilik bagi dakwah kat my roommates, hensem tapi pendek)

Hantu Duit. Erks. Sorry.

Abang Pitbull.

Banyak lagi gelaran I bagi dekat orang yang lalu lalang dalam my life ni. Tak semestinya orang kat atas tu older than me, I saja ja panggil dorang abang or kakak or mak cik, saja nak buat diri ini muda senantiasa. Forever baby y'all. Ok, menyampah. Bai.

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