Hurtful & Yet Funny INSULTS

Before you proceed to read below insults, i should have warn you that this should be not to be taken so seriously. It was a joke but if you insist to used it in your life, it is your own responsibility.

Anyway, i was web walking and found this site which compile Top 100 Best Insults. Some were really funny. Check it out :

"Your momma so fat, when she went to a doctor, she stepped on a scale and the doctor said "Hey, thats my phone number"

"Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it"

"Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice."

"Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones"

"Can I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday."

"Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and give me back the change
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was."

"You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering."

"I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high."

"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."

"Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea."

"If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid"

"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."

p/s : I hope you have a good laugh when you read those insults cause i do.

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