A Guy Fooled My Mom & Lyn
Written on 4th
February 2012
Hey y’all.
What should I start with? Hmm..
Let’s start
with devastating news from my sister, Lyn. She is our driver ever since the
passing of my dad and my brother is furthering his study at Kuching. Psst, she
doesn’t have a driving license. Anyway, my other sister, Jacq, own a driving
license but that was for car and we don’t own any car. As for me, I know how to
drive a motorcycle but I don’t have that perfect techniques and I don’t have
the gut to drive around, especially during daylight when I can see everything
compare to driving at night.
Back to my
sister, she have to pick up Jacq from her workplace (yes, she have a job!) and
my mom too. By the time she and my mom arrived at home while me busy watching
television (being a jackass) and Jacq, who just got home, cooking for the
lunch, both of them kind of nervous. Turn out, Lyn lost her handphone. We try
to find it anywhere in the house but nothing, so both of them storm out of the
house and gone.
After me and
Jacq finished our lunch, even watching Junior Masterchef Australia 2011
together and Jacq was out going somewhere leaving me alone in the house, mom
and Lyn come back from somewhere. They are actually going out looking for the
phone. They go to E-Mart and Jacq’s workplace looking for the Xperia. When they
called the number of the phone, an Indonesian man answered it.
That man told
them that he is at Bintang Megamall already and asked them to meet him there.
Then he said he won’t be long there as he need to go back to work, he said he
worked at Krokop as bodied burial or undertaker; ridiculous a bit? Wait for it.
So my mom and
Lyn go to the mall and wait for him for more than 30 minutes and he didn’t turn
out. When they called him again, he said he is at the floral shop to buy some
flowers for my mom and my sister. He even goes further by saying that if they
would not accept it, he would give my sister his balls. Yes, his balls, the one
that complete male sex organ. Insane, isn’t it? What type of guy will talk like
that? If he is handsome like Nicholas Saputra, I would take his balls anytime.
Just saying.
Knowing that
he is playing with them, my mom and Lyn decided to go back, before that they go
to DiGi centre to stop that man from doing anything bad with the number that
got my sister identity registered on it. Unfortunately, it closed. My mom was
so mad that she can’t stop talking about it and curse that man too. I was
listening to every detail silently. I don’t know how to react. Of course, my
sister is the one that affected the most. Man, I lost my phone once, and that
phone doesn’t even cost more than RM200 but it’s heartbreaking. It is valued
more than the original price.
Anyway, my mom
takes that pretty hard too. She even brings up my dad into that. I know, life
is hard mom. Just keep holding on. Cheer on and take everything just like a
test from the creator. Sure everything happens for a reason. Smile!

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